The Thing

Now it's an official road trip. Somewhere in the God forsaken void between Phoenix (also God forsaken) and our destination of El Paso (haven't been there yet, but probably also God forsaken) lies "The Thing?".

Teasing us with 20 billboards over 20 miles, "The Thing?" promised untold wonders alongside a Dairy Queen and gas station.

Unfortunately, our demanding schedule prevented us from discovering its hidden pleasures. We're planning another road trip next month to add that baby to our accomplishments.